Anatomy of a Mid-life Crisis

"Why do professors endanger their careers and livelihoods to have sex with their students?" the student asks.

"Ah, to answer this question is to unlock one of the academic heart's profoundest secrets!" The answer comes from Westside Schneider, whose thoughts from an English Professor on the Other Side of Forty, are quite erudite. He's a professor after all.

His conclusions aren't much different than many male, midlife longings, but I appreciate his honesty.